fishmad122:

paradisaic:

who is she?

Rockin body

benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

image

(Source: skeletontrash, via joshpeck)


Parc Astérix by (JPC )

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: africans, via asian)

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath, via dandacekong)

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS
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