benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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Parc Astérix by (JPC )

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

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istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

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dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS
duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:
Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake
besttravelphotos:

Barcelona, Spain
decepticun:

Untitled | by Kate Rushing
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